{"id":900,"date":"2021-08-31T09:46:01","date_gmt":"2021-08-31T13:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/?p=900"},"modified":"2021-08-31T09:46:01","modified_gmt":"2021-08-31T13:46:01","slug":"bip-e4-dumpster-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/blog\/2021\/08\/31\/bip-e4-dumpster-fire\/","title":{"rendered":"BIP E4 Dumpster Fire"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

This episode is a dumpster fire, literally and figuratively. Two “smoke bros” (Apparently these are guys who call hot girls “smoke shows” – and now we’ve learned something. So why do I feel debased instead of educated?) show up, and their double date involves a triple XL bed, an intimacy guru, and a clothed reenactment of positions in the Kama Sutra. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

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The next big scene — which is not so much awkward as it is an interesting editorial choice — features Abigail and Noah on the daybed. Abigail thinks she has a bug in her nose and discovers there IS a bug in her nose. We’re treated to a longer than expected scene about this, but I’d rather see a more humorous grossness than the ickiness that was the double date.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Come to think of it, this whole episode could be characterized as a gross fest. There are unnecessary close ups of couples making out with tongue (or even chewing food, in Chris’ case). I leave it to you to decide which is more palatable to watch: these makeout sessions or the Fear Factor buffet from Riley and Maurissa’s date.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Random thought: Kenny<\/a> looks like Ryan Seacrest<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Noah and Abigail are in the background during Demi and Mari’s conversation. Someone — pretty sure it’s Abigail — gets up from the chaise and her butt is blurred. She is wearing a beige bikini, so maybe ABC was covering their bases (no pun intended).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Connor wears a crazy outfit that’s dubbed “kimono convict” by the boys. Joe and Serena have a date inside a wrestling ring. It ends with them wearing wrestling costumes. There are also love triangles, betrayals, Boom Boom Room action, and a cake thrown into the fire. Good lord, this show.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sitting around the bonfire, Riley asks the others where’s the craziest place they’ve had sex. Abigail is second to answer. After thinking, she says, “On a golf course.” “Abigail!” someone exclaims. I’m impressed she even heard\/saw the question since it’s dark, the flickering fire can make it hard to lipread due to its shadows, and there’s got to be background noise from the ocean. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

It’s clear one reason why Noah and Abigail are a good fit is because they’re loyal, caring friends. When Ivan is reeling from his breakup with Jessenia, Noah consoles him. Likewise, Abigail is there for Mari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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