{"id":512,"date":"2014-04-10T14:33:36","date_gmt":"2014-04-10T18:33:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/?p=512"},"modified":"2014-04-10T14:33:36","modified_gmt":"2014-04-10T18:33:36","slug":"todays-psa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/blog\/2014\/04\/10\/todays-psa\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s PSA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a routine medical procedure today, which was educational for everyone involved. <\/p>\n<p>The first form I filled out had a box for special needs, so that&#8217;s where I mentioned my deafness and lipreading ability. Despite this, the nurse who came to get me in the waiting room hadn&#8217;t looked at the sheet and called my name twice. When Aaron and I got her attention and explained, she looked at him and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m going to take her back now.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>After that, I noticed a post-it on my folder about my being a deaf lipreader &#8211; perfect.<\/p>\n<p>When the anesthesiologist came to talk to me, I had trouble understanding her. I looked at her name and realized she had an accent. Except she was wondering about mine. &#8220;How long have you had that nasally twang?&#8221; she asked me. I explained it was because of my deafness, but she didn&#8217;t seem convinced. She asked about my &#8220;COCK-leer implant,&#8221; which I left in my locker, while I kept my hearing aid. &#8220;You don&#8217;t have to say you&#8217;re deaf, because you&#8217;re wearing the hearing aid and you&#8217;re hearing,&#8221; she said or something like it. &#8220;But I <strong>am<\/strong> deaf!&#8221; I said. <\/p>\n<p>In the private room for the procedure, one of the nurses introduced herself. Another nurse alerted her to my deafness, so she repeated her words, except she over-enunciated so I actually had trouble understanding her. <\/p>\n<p>When it was all over, I kept asking Aaron the same questions, but that was temporary amnesia due to the twilight anesthesia. As a test, he told me to remember the color &#8220;magenta,&#8221; and then a few minutes later, asked what color he had picked. I got it right. &#8216;Course that didn&#8217;t stop me from asking a question and then adding, &#8220;I asked that already, didn&#8217;t I?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So, to recap, here&#8217;s today&#8217;s PSA: <\/p>\n<p>Read all notes, particularly the bright yellow one on top.<\/p>\n<p>Address me directly. <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering about my accent or why I sound nasal, believe me when I tell you it&#8217;s because I&#8217;m deaf. <\/p>\n<p>Wearing a CI or HA doesn&#8217;t mean I&#8217;m now hearing. It just means I&#8217;m hearing better.<\/p>\n<p>Cochlear implant is NOT pronounced COCK-leer, but coh-cleer. <\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t over-enunciate or talk louder. That will only make it harder for me to understand you and make you look foolish.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a routine medical procedure today, which was educational for everyone involved. The first form I filled out had a box for special needs, so that&#8217;s where I mentioned my deafness and lipreading ability. Despite this, the nurse who came to get me in the waiting room hadn&#8217;t looked at the sheet and called &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/blog\/2014\/04\/10\/todays-psa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Today&#8217;s PSA<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4roOt-8g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=512"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":514,"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/512\/revisions\/514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/inmyhead.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}